Friday, November 23, 2007

XXX - ADULTS OF YYY LAND

Last week , I was dubbed a racist by a reader. Snubbed as a loser by another. Here I come with more firepower. If people think Iam a racist because of this article, so be it !!!

XXX represents a group of people talking YYY language,
YYY may be any Indian language except Gujarati.

After all my impression of XXX was that of "radiant pink shirt wearing heroes", "chilly spicy food" in mouth-watering red color and the totally absurd masala movies. I like to watch XXX for its non-realistic-stunt-comedy. They are more funnier than Stunts of Vijaykanth and Makeups of Ramarajan. After all XXX heroes are the only breed (other than keaunu reeves in matrix) who have the power stop a train, shoot aircraft with their revolvers and perform High flying stunts with agricultural - tractors.

After coming to the US I have met a few weird XXX, who are very much stranger than fiction. This blog will get a lot of heat and all I say is "Bring it on."

1. Biggest Kanjoos of all-time:
They are the "hybrid of kanjoosiness". Give them a free coffee , they will walk for six miles. When they come to US, they usually leave their spouse and kid in India, and live alone for the last one million years. Typically, they have not gone back to India since their arrival and have no intention to bring their spouse here. Then how did they get manage the kid ? He was married a few days before he came here. So you work out the math !!!

2. Iam a fashion model-XXX:
I often come across a few girls in CT Indian Association. You will be forced to believe that they are directly from the gene-pool of Aishwarya Rai or even worse, Jennifer Lopez. You can identify them by their fake designer Glasses (Prada and Louis Vatton). They are from road side stores back in India. Even if it is original you can put your money on it being begged or borrowed or stolen from their White friends. If you talk to these folks, either you will laugh or you will run. Get a life girls !!!

3. Iam proud of XXX culture:
These people are the ones who you see fight about their YYY spirit in other regional meetings. The sad thing is all the other region members if he is Al-Gore. In my childhood days I have seen street cleaners and sewer cleaners speaking in YYY (same style). So the next time someone standsup, Iam going to bring him a broomstick and a bucket and you know why !!!!

4. Shame-less Samraats of YYY land:
They have absolutely no-shame. Even if you ask them directly, if they have any shame ?, they will use that as an oppurtunity to ask you for a favor in return. They call only when they need you. They think you have a sticker on your head which says "USE ME WHEN YOU NEED". They will go to any extent to please you and make you feel happy, when they need you. Once they are done, you will be a sewage rat. So much for their pride of YYY Land !!!

Pal, if you happen to be a XXX and if you think you resemble one of the above four, in this country you are not a Gujarati, Kashmiri, Bengali, Telugu or Hindi. You are an Indian, a Desi. Every one of us came on the same. Here you are seen as an Indian and not XXX from the kingdom that was forced to join India by Sardar Patel. See the Gujaratis and learn. Every Gujju has the habit of seeing your desi-ness and not the state you are from. Learn the Desiness. Money , pride and fame will follow you.

YYY land after all is in India !!!



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2 comments:

gomathy said...

Ennanga thalaive - avngluku YYY...ness eh muthala ile - utkatchi poosal - YYY la vara 3 Y maathri - avanga YYY land la 3 piriva pirchutu sanda!!! Athhuvum ooruka anthaka nu sappa matter kku ellam peruma pesikutu - inga vandhu pipe sanda potukranga !! Neenga desi....ness pathi ellam avangluku sollanum ninaikarathu "aasai aasai peraasai...." . Appuram - enna thalivarku YYY friend yarum senthutangla? Kaandula avara context la kalti uttinga :(

blogapiranthaval said...

apdiyella onnum illenga sagothari. konjam gaandu athe kaatiten avlo thaan.